Dear Ladies,
Valentine's Day is slowly
approaching and I have a girl that I have been trying to break up with
for months now. Every time that I tell myself I'm going to do it, she
ends up making me feel sorry for her, by saying how much she appreciates
me being there for her, because she's had a few bad relationships in
the past. It's like she knows that I'm attempting to break up with her.
I've never actually gotten to the point where I've actually said the
words, because of her pity party & I end up staying around. Now,
before you start, I've never cheated on her. I've been a faithful man, I
just don't like her ways. She always complains about being overweight,
but when I try to get her to go to the gym with me, she always says that
she's too tired. When I try to get her to do exciting things like
rock-climbing or kayaking, she's never interested. Everyday she just
complains about her life, but never really tries to do anything to
change. I mentioned Valentine's Day in the beginning of my letter,
because I want to break up with her before then. I don't want it to be
on the actual day, so that she will always associate that day with me
breaking up with her. What should I do?
Signed,
My Unfunny Valentine
